Equipment
- Microphone: Audio-Technica AT4040 Cardioid Condenser w/ Acoustic Screen
- Interface: Behringer U-Phoria UMC204HD
- DAW: Audacity
Script Reading
You provide the script — I'll perform, edit, and add basic SFX.
$8 / minuteImprov
You provide scene details or characters — I'll storyboard and perform my own take. Basic SFX included.
$10 / minuteWrite-and-Read
You provide scene details — I'll write a script for your approval, then perform and edit it.
$16 / minuteVoice Lines
Characters, notifications, quick messages — delivered as unedited audio.
$0.15 / wordExtra Fees
- Extensive SFX (action scenes, complex ambience, etc.) — +10%
- Extra Characters (per non-cameo character) — +50–100%
- Private Audio (name/specific details; will not be published publicly) — +25%
- Commercial Use — +25%
Process & Turnaround
Send your request with as much detail as possible — I've heard everything, so don't hold back on your vision. Once I review it, I'll confirm details and send a Stripe payment link with a price quote. Work begins after payment is received.
Turnaround is typically 1–3 weeks depending on project size. Delivery is an MP3 (or your preferred format), and I'm happy to make reasonable edits. I reserve the right to decline any commission and will offer a full refund if I do.
It may take up to a week to reply during busy periods — feel free to send a reminder.
Commission Terms
- You must be 18 or older to commission me, regardless of whether the work is SFW or NSFW. I reserve the right to verify age.
- Payment must be made via Stripe before any work begins.
- I require express permission from any writers or collaborators not party to this agreement before performing their work.
- I retain all rights to works produced, except commercial use licenses paid for as an extra.
- Completed work may not be re-published, sold, or shared publicly without my express consent.
- If consent to share is given, credit and a direct link to my body of work must be included.